Sicko is back !

Fucking Chee bye !!! From Sunday onwards, I keep coughing like there's no tomorrow. Na bei Chee bye. Got the Mechanics of Flight test on Tuesday. So, on Monday, after Little Moustache finished up his lectures, everyone was either busy studying or busy trying to study for the test. Someone tio food poisoning, but still managed to go class. Quite a few was coughing away also. Must be the fucking forest fire and the haze. Chao chee bye. Every year must have forest fire. If don't have forest fire will die issit? Anyway, everything went smoothly that day. No one fainted or cough out blood. At night, dunno why, my cheeks (not buttcheeks, idiots!) suddenly very pain. Pain until I really cannot concentrate and I fell unconscious around 10pm.

On Tuesday, whole day of studying. Or trying to study. Then...after a while of studying, something trickled down my nose. I thought it's the normal running nose, so I stuck a tissue inside and continue trying to study. Then when I took the tissue out...YEAH...BLOOD ! Fucking nosebleed ! KNN...

Cheeks pain, sore throat, flu, headache and nose bleed. So happy. So many friends come and visit me. But still managed to pass the test, with alot of people's help. So great to know friends who really study.

At night, so see doctor. Waited for around 5mins, then went inside the room. The doc asked me what happened, so I told him sore throat, flu, headache, cheeks pain. Then he took my pulse and temperature and told me I have a fever. Then he say..."ok, I will prescribe some medicines for you. That's all. Thanks." Huh? I waited for 5mins outside and I'm out there again in 2mins. Chop Chop curry pop. When I went to collect my medicine, I realised he didn't give me any medicine for sore throat...Well done.

Some of you might wonder why I didn't take MC, since I'm the chao keng type of person in your eyes. The doc got asked me if I wanna take MC, but I say I dun wan. I believe it's the first time I rejected a MC...

JB Here we come !

Went JB yesterday for the same usual reasons. Not lup sup bar, but DVDs and makan. Met my cousin on bus 23 around 1130am. Went to Queen Street to take the Causeway Link to JB. Everything go swee swee till we arrived at the Malaysia part of the Causeway. Dunno why, for the first time, the bus lane got traffic jam. So we alighted and walked about 200m to the Malaysia customs. A great sight greeted us. Too many people waiting to get through the customs. We reached the place around 1pm. The queue was like a traffic jam where 3 lanes converge into 1 lane. In army terms...this is called CLUSTER-FUCK !!! Fuck the JB customs...dunno how to put railings properly. No aircon, only 2 lousy fans. Fuck the JB customs. Customs officers take their bloody own sweet time. Fuck the JB customs. When I finally cleared the customs, it was already 2pm. Imagine what I can do in one hour. Fuck the JB customs.

After clearing, we went to Taman Pasar to eat our favourite butter crayfish, accompanied by bamboo shoots with sambal and hotplate tofu. Someone is drooling in US liao. We washed everything down with a big glass of sugarcane juice. Shiok Shiok. Only cost RM54. Where to find?

Then it's time for the big party ! Holiday Plaza ! Went to the usual hangout and browse through everything. Everything was done chop chop and we left the place and proceeded to City Square. On our way there, we saw lots of policemen on the street. 1 whole bloody street full of policemen. The cab driver who was driving us suspected it might be a robbery. But in any event, how are they gonna solve the crime when all of them are on the same street???

Went to the factory outlet in City Square. Found out that the jeans there almost same price in Singapore. Might as well go Giordano better...knn...waste my time. Bought 2 boxes of tou sa pia and proceeded home. Finished our mission around 430pm. First time the mission ends so fast...

It's gonna take lots of convincing and pyschoing to get me go JB on weekends again. Fuck the JB customs.

Jamming...........again

Went jamming yesterday again. Not the best, but also not the worst session we ever had. Was a bit luan though. Managed to play the medley again, with no MAJOR mistakes.

A lot of them played with my toy last night. My drumset lah !!! What the hell are you thinking??? I'm glad they played way way worse than me, cos I will still be the drummer...But then, last night's jamming made me miss the last episode of Healing Hands III. DAMN !!!

Had a new lecturer teaching us on Monday. Little Moustache. He's alot different from the previous lecturer. While we can joke and laugh and talk cock with the previous one, this new lecturer came in with a very stern look. Then he proceeded to introduce himself and said he used to be a regular from Paya Lebar Airbase. For those who dunno, I'm from PLAB also.

Then someone said "Chao Keng". The whole class erupted into laughter. And I can assure you, when we laugh, it's loud. Real loud. "It's not funny." The reply came back and all of us stopped laughing immediately. Hard week ahead. Siao liao...

But actually, he's not that bad. Sometimes he cracks jokes, but we laugh only a few times so far. What made us really cannot tahan is that he practically reads from the textbook. You know how boring it is, especially after lunch???

The way to counter this boredom is to entertain ourself. So 2 others and me, we formed a clan called The 3 Musketeers of Buangkok. Our motto : We Make Things Interesting ! And sure enough, we entertained the class with our pronouciation. Aerodynamics became aerodymatic. Kentucky became Teng Kaki. Kopitiam became Ko leh tiam. Caliper became Calipear. Keppel became Kepell. Wonder what will come out tomorrow...

Some of you may wonder why suddenly my blog changed from a very plain one to the Megadeth template. My sis did it for me. Since she had nothing to do and I was busy studying, I asked her to do it for me. NOT FOR FREE OK !!! I had to serve her dinner...sibling ties...whoever said that will get it from me.

Oh ya...I'm still disappointed with you people for not standing up for me when someone say I have no image. Some of you even have the audacity to rub salt into my wound. WELL DONE !

Damn...cannot post Chinese words...Wah lau.

Imageless???

Someone say I don't have any image to uphold and she challenged me to ask around. So now I'm asking...I GOT IMAGE BO ?!?!?!?!

Tell the truth, do not be afraid to tell the truth, and nothing but the whole truth. Do not be bribed. Do not be hesitant. JUST TELL THE TRUTH !!!

Just finished reading Pegasus Bridge. It's about the UK's Ox and Bucks's bold raid on D-Day to capture a bridge. It was amazing on how they took the bridge, caught the Germans by surprise and in the process lost only 1 lieutenant, shot in the neck. That's the 3rd Stephen Ambrose book I read, after Band of Brothers and D-Day. Comparing the training that they had and what we had during our NS, our army boys are so sissy...

My friend called me and in a very haolian voice, informed me that he finished his 10th ICT and got his cert releasing him from NS commitments. He's totally free from the army liao. The conversation...

T : Bro...I got my cert liao...no more reservist
ME : FUCK YOU
T : so you got how many more?
ME : FUCK YOU
T : mai ah nei lah, friendly abit lah. Tell me...how many more?
ME : FUCK YOU

I was having my kopi break, and my classmates around me was so shocked. How come this guy answer phone and say FUCK YOU three times???

Actually, I'm not a really vulgar person, but you guys gotta judge...

Remember...

DON"T LIE !!!

United We Pass, if not...United We Fail !!!

First test of the ATTC course today. Materials and Tools. Supposed to start at 3pm, but since all of us, well...not all, but half of us already no mood to study and talking cocks, we request to take the test at 1130am.

When the question paper was given to us, we flipped through and someone said,"Damn...siao liao." My sentiments exactly. "Ok, you can start now. No handphones on the table." The lecturer said. The test had 40 questions and must get 30 questions correct to pass.

Damn...the second question I already dunno how to do liao. Then I heard someone ask,"eh, number 2 question simi answer?" Woah...I'm not the only one. The reply came loud and clear. Then, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE !!! Everybody ask everybody questions. Same questions were asked 3 times. The class macam not having exams, but having discussions with one another.

You might think what the lecturer is doing. He's giving us hints, in a soft voice, one to one. Almost all of us had the same answer as the others. So, if we pass, we pass together. If we fail, we fail together. Band of brothers and sisters.

We completed the test, no...discussion in 30mins. Hand in the paper. Mark the papers. Results. All passed. 7 of us, including me get 39 out of 40. Best thing, all 7 of us had the same question wrong. 1 girl in the class got full marks. Lowest was 35.

And handphones are useless in this test...Had wanted to use handphones to sms each other, but didn't managed to use it. Maybe next time.

UNITED WE PASS !!!

Cannot everytime put pictures...cannot pamper that person...

Jamming for the ???th time

Went jamming on Sunday from 2-5pm. As usual, being the earliest, I reached there around 115pm and I proceeded to go order my lunch, duck rice. Ok, I was alone, so I had to bring all my barang barang with me when I go order. After ordering, I went to OUR usual table and sit down and started enjoying my New Paper. Bloody hell, after 15mins, my duck rice is still nowhere to be seen. But since the stall is known for its slowness, I decided to give it another 10mins. 140pm. Kee arrived, but my duck rice not arrived. Feeling damn bloody fed-up, I went over to the stall and asked the guy, "Eh, where my siao ar ben? 30mins liao leh." The guy can still say I never tell him my table number. What the fuck??? How to chop a table and then go order duck rice when I'm alone? They cannot come find me meh? Then he asked me to wait there while he prepare the food. Then he give me all the "jin best, jin alrite" parts...That's the last time I'm ordering from that stall liao. Bloody chee bye.

Jamming time. As usual...almost all sms me...I be late. Standard. Anyway, someone say my blog got no pics, so...this is normally where we go jamming and the usual partners in crime...







My instrument...

Think I'm supposed to ask for permission to post the pics, but since they are already on youtube, I think I can skip that step.

Played the same old Beyond songs again, though there's improvements every time we play. At least we managed to hear 长城's intro. But still feeling a bit disappointed...cos I still forget 遥望 and 早班火车's bridge part. Skipped quite a few songs that day, didn't managed to play our favourite medley.

After jamming, had a small discussion with the studio boss, then went for dinner at...the same place...Chongqing steamboat at Kallang....again...and again....and again...and again........Then something amazing happened. I actually agreed to go play pool. Bloody hell. I can't play and I went along with them. But it was good fun, to prepare myself for the boring week ahead...

1st rant

1st blog entry...

Fresh from the Everton 3 Liverpool 0 match. What the fuck is Jose Reina doing with the ball for that Everton 3rd goal? He looks like he's playing basketball.

Wayne Looney whacks Michael Gray and sends him sprawling to the ground. What is he? A footballer or boxer? Just because a drunk guy makes some comments on his lady and his friends, he send his fists flying towards a fellow professional? Why not raise up his leg and try to kick him in the groin? After all, he's done it before. No...wait, that's stomping on someone's dick. Kicking and stomping is different. He's a half celebrity now, not a fucking chow ah beng...stare simi lanjiao? Buay song ah? Lai lah !!!!! Maybe if he tries more of this stunts, we could see Flying Boot Part II soon.

Started on my new job on Monday. As usual, it's zo bo for the whole day, with all the usual admin things. How to report sick, where to report sick, how many leaves, working hours..blah blah blah. Basically, the whole lot of us slept through everything. Tuesday and Wednesday, we went around to the different departments for some basic orientation. Supposedly, ideally, we need to spend 2 hrs in every department, but normally the orientation ends in 10-15mins. So it's the locker room for the guys, and dunno where for the girls. We did ask them whether they wanna join us, but they reject us quite politely.

Thursday and Friday...class time. Wake up, go class, slp, smoke, slp, lunch, slp, smoke, slp, tok cock, go back. What a life. And with any other school, there will be tests. And the tests are penalty marking...which means if you answer wrongly, they deduct 1.5 marks. If you leave blank, they deduct 1 mark. That means cannot bring dice to the tests liao...NNM

Words and words do make my blog boring ah...but who cares? You are the one reading it...

Someone say got no pics...so...



Now...this drumset is impossible to get...so I'm gonna go for...



The Tama Superstar !!!!!