Things that irritate you when you go out...
Now..i'm just bitchin'...
Not in any order...
1) Your bus is stopping behind another bus at a bus stop. People gets off the bus and some board it. The first bus moves off and so does your bus. But then, it moves just a wee bit before some idiot at the bus stop flags it... again. Can't he walk abit? Why must he be so special and wastes everybody's time???
2) You try to get off a bus/escalator/lift. Someone is in front of you. However, that sucker suddenly stops onces he/she steps out of the bus/escalator/lift, making you bump into him/her. Worse still, he/she turn around and give you a "What the fuck you trying to do? Rob me and molest me?" face !!! NBCCB...
3) It's a goddamn weekend and the streets are fucking crowded. Some people just like to walk fucking slowly, especially in front of you. You say "excuse me", but they fuck care as if they own the bloody street... FUCK LAH... wanna stroll, go garden lah...
4) Something I don't understand... why some people blast their music from their handphones in public? If you wanna listen to music, get a fucking earphone and plug it in and listen to it yourself. No money to buy earphones ah? Then stay at home don't go out lah! No one wants to listen to your music.
5) When someone says "excuse me" to you, move your body away, and not just your handbag... aunties especially. Some individual had the unfortunate experience of being shouted at by me in a SBS bus early in the morning. If you don't want that experience, be considerate a bit more...
6) You are walking past a shop...in a hurry. Someone comes out from the shop....and then just nice stops in front of you, counting the change or putting the change in the wallet. FUCKING CB... cannot move out of the area first ah?
7) If people are so lazy to take out their EZ link card to tap, then why the fuck they bother to go out? Sometimes when I see those people moving their handbag around the tap machine trying to tap and blocking other people from getting on/off the bus, I feel like taking the handbag and throw it out of the bus, then kick the person off.
8) Some people are just not afraid of vehicles. They can take their fucking own sweet time to cross the road when the lights turn red. Drivers, HORN THE BUGGERS if they continue to walk slowly when you're supposed to move off. Exemptions being the elderly, handicapped and me..hahaha
9) Singaporeans are amazing. No matter how crowded the MRT is, they will always find space to squeeze in, without giving a thought that some people, especially the elderly and kids would be pushed and fall.
10) And if the elderly and kids fall, then the blame should go to those who don't give up their seats to them. SHAME ON YOU. But of course, when other people offers you their seat, take it with a smile and say thank you. If you wanna reject, say it with a smile too. Don't just act blur or look away.
11) Ladies... I know you love your handbags and love to sling them on your shoulders, but please realise that while your handbags are expensive and nice, we feel very uncomfortable when your handbags keep knocking into us when we stand behind you. The least you can do is to clutch them in front of you. I feel like punching you in the face when your handbag knocks into me and then you turn around looking at me as if I'm trying to steal your things.
Ok... got a few more things to add..
12) Driver...pls signal if you are gonna turn left or right. Don't waste my fucking time by not signalling when u gonna turn. I will only get angrier when I have to wait for you before I can cross the road, and then suddenly you turn left... CCB
13) People... do not...I REPEAT...DO NOT hail cab near bus stops. Just because of 1 fucking person, have to make the whole bus stop and wait for you to slowly board the cab... and if the cab driver refuses to go where you wanna go, we have to wait for you to slowly argue with the driver and then slowly get out of the cab..
14) AND DO NOT ASK THE CAB DRIVER TO STOP NEAR TRAFFIC JUNCTIONS AND BUS STOPS !!! See reason above...
15) When you see an accident on the road, keep fucking walking/driving/riding/cycling... unless you wanna be in the accident yourself. Stop causing jams...
16) And if you're on the bus, you don't have to look at the accident scene from your seat, and then walk to the back of the bus and continue looking. If you so bloody interested, get off the fucking bus.
17) I don't understand why some people talk so loudly on the phone. We don't wanna hear what your wife have cooked for you for dinner, or how you spend all your CPF money on a China womana and didn't even manage to fuck her... We really are not interested in your conversations. So, pls stop shouting over the phone...
Ok..I know...I need anger management... hahahahahaha
Not in any order...
1) Your bus is stopping behind another bus at a bus stop. People gets off the bus and some board it. The first bus moves off and so does your bus. But then, it moves just a wee bit before some idiot at the bus stop flags it... again. Can't he walk abit? Why must he be so special and wastes everybody's time???
2) You try to get off a bus/escalator/lift. Someone is in front of you. However, that sucker suddenly stops onces he/she steps out of the bus/escalator/lift, making you bump into him/her. Worse still, he/she turn around and give you a "What the fuck you trying to do? Rob me and molest me?" face !!! NBCCB...
3) It's a goddamn weekend and the streets are fucking crowded. Some people just like to walk fucking slowly, especially in front of you. You say "excuse me", but they fuck care as if they own the bloody street... FUCK LAH... wanna stroll, go garden lah...
4) Something I don't understand... why some people blast their music from their handphones in public? If you wanna listen to music, get a fucking earphone and plug it in and listen to it yourself. No money to buy earphones ah? Then stay at home don't go out lah! No one wants to listen to your music.
5) When someone says "excuse me" to you, move your body away, and not just your handbag... aunties especially. Some individual had the unfortunate experience of being shouted at by me in a SBS bus early in the morning. If you don't want that experience, be considerate a bit more...
6) You are walking past a shop...in a hurry. Someone comes out from the shop....and then just nice stops in front of you, counting the change or putting the change in the wallet. FUCKING CB... cannot move out of the area first ah?
7) If people are so lazy to take out their EZ link card to tap, then why the fuck they bother to go out? Sometimes when I see those people moving their handbag around the tap machine trying to tap and blocking other people from getting on/off the bus, I feel like taking the handbag and throw it out of the bus, then kick the person off.
8) Some people are just not afraid of vehicles. They can take their fucking own sweet time to cross the road when the lights turn red. Drivers, HORN THE BUGGERS if they continue to walk slowly when you're supposed to move off. Exemptions being the elderly, handicapped and me..hahaha
9) Singaporeans are amazing. No matter how crowded the MRT is, they will always find space to squeeze in, without giving a thought that some people, especially the elderly and kids would be pushed and fall.
10) And if the elderly and kids fall, then the blame should go to those who don't give up their seats to them. SHAME ON YOU. But of course, when other people offers you their seat, take it with a smile and say thank you. If you wanna reject, say it with a smile too. Don't just act blur or look away.
11) Ladies... I know you love your handbags and love to sling them on your shoulders, but please realise that while your handbags are expensive and nice, we feel very uncomfortable when your handbags keep knocking into us when we stand behind you. The least you can do is to clutch them in front of you. I feel like punching you in the face when your handbag knocks into me and then you turn around looking at me as if I'm trying to steal your things.
Ok... got a few more things to add..
12) Driver...pls signal if you are gonna turn left or right. Don't waste my fucking time by not signalling when u gonna turn. I will only get angrier when I have to wait for you before I can cross the road, and then suddenly you turn left... CCB
13) People... do not...I REPEAT...DO NOT hail cab near bus stops. Just because of 1 fucking person, have to make the whole bus stop and wait for you to slowly board the cab... and if the cab driver refuses to go where you wanna go, we have to wait for you to slowly argue with the driver and then slowly get out of the cab..
14) AND DO NOT ASK THE CAB DRIVER TO STOP NEAR TRAFFIC JUNCTIONS AND BUS STOPS !!! See reason above...
15) When you see an accident on the road, keep fucking walking/driving/riding/cycling... unless you wanna be in the accident yourself. Stop causing jams...
16) And if you're on the bus, you don't have to look at the accident scene from your seat, and then walk to the back of the bus and continue looking. If you so bloody interested, get off the fucking bus.
17) I don't understand why some people talk so loudly on the phone. We don't wanna hear what your wife have cooked for you for dinner, or how you spend all your CPF money on a China womana and didn't even manage to fuck her... We really are not interested in your conversations. So, pls stop shouting over the phone...
Ok..I know...I need anger management... hahahahahaha
posted by Ah Pui | 12:30 AM
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