As promised...
The journey of 5 guys to China.......again.
Mao did not join us for this trip, cos he's tied up in 2 ways. Cash and Kim. Too bad...but Jason and Tee joined us for this party !
Took China Eastern again to Shanghai. When the plane reaches Shanghai, and I mean literally just landed, as in the landing gears just touched the runway, this Chinaman in front of me stands up and proceeds to take his luggage from the overhead compartment. What the fuck? So gan cheong to go 投胎 ah? Kena fucked by the air stewardess...she just shouted at him to sit down. Hahaha. Then, when the plane was taxi-ing, his hand reached out for the overhead compartment and he kena fucked again. The third time he tried to retrieve his things and kena screwed again, we couldn't stand it any longer liao...we just laughed out loud.
At the customs, Tee, Calven and me were waiting for Ivan and Jason to clear when we heard the customs officer asked Ivan if the picture in the passport is him or not. Ivan said ya. What the customs said later really best. 你怎么胖了这么多啊? Wah Lau..tell u...really laugh all the way..ahahahah
Took a "maxi cab" to our hotel, expecting to be chopped like carrots, but surprisely it only cost us around $30. Bunked in with Calven while Ivan and Tee shared. Jason took a room himself. The room...fucking smelly. We went to Jason's room to wait for him to check out the next morning. Just as we enter the room, a smell greeted us. Tee asked Jason if he just came out from the toilet and he said no. Jin Best, he can tahan the smell for 1 whole night.
Went for breakfast and bought our train tickets to Suzhou in the afternoon. Reached Suzhou around 2pm and checked in our hotel. On our way there, the surroundings were very scenic, unlike Shanghai where all you can see is tall buildings. Stayed in Suzhou for 5 nights. We drank every night. There was a hotel staff guarding the main door of the hotel every night to prevent other people from entering the hotel after midnight. The first night, we went back around 2am. He asked for our room numbers and we told him. 8311, 8312, 8316, 8318, 8322. The 2nd night, same thing. We told him the names in English are ours. Ok. 3rd night, he knows what to do. 4th night, he asked us, 你们每晚都很迟才回来哦. Last night. He didn't even bother to wake up to tick our names...hahahahaha
All I can say is...Suzhou damn happening. Eat and drink and massage and sleep. Shiok. Went for the traditional massage. They put ginger on my leg, from the sole all the way to the knee, then covered it up with 2-3 layers of cloth. Wrapped it and applied pressure on it. At first, no feeling. then it gets hot. Hotter. Very hot. Damn hot. Fucking hot. KNN !!! JIN HOT !!! I keep asking the girl if the ginger can take out already or not. She keep on telling me not yet...wah lau...cao ta liao lah !!! But once she clear away the ginger, the hotness no more. Feel shiok. From what I hear, this torture helps to dispel heat or something like that...but wanna try again the next time I go.
Went back to Shanghai to buy things, then took the midnight flight back to Singapore. It was a TORTURE !!! We were the last 5 to check in and we were allocated differents seats. We didn't sit in a row...KNN. Nevermind.
This China guy sitting beside me keep on asking me this, asking me that. Wah lau. Irritating. Then I saw Calven filling up the arrival card for his China friend sitting beside him. I laughed. RETIRBUTION !!! The Chinaman beside me told me he cannot understand English and asked me to filled up for him. NB...Then he asked me why I no need to fill. I told him Singaporeans fill up Singapore arrival card for fuck? Wah...he macam tio 4D...looked very happy and asked alot of things about Singapore. I just anyhow answer him, cos I wanna sleep lah !!! Midnight flight leh !!! I told him I wanna sleep. Ok. Then I whipped out my PSP borrowed from my sister, he turned around and asked me 那是手机吗? Ask only nevermind, do you have to lean your whole fucking body on me??? KNN !!! Then in order for me not to talk to him, I take out my Ipod and listen. CB...he asked me if I was listening to the game or listening to songs. I told him songs. He say can lend me listen? So I pass 1 earphone to him. I thought he only listen for awhile. But when I see him adjusting his seat while listening, I knew it's gonna be hard to take back my earphone. I purposely played all the heavy metal songs hoping he cannot tahan and return me the earphone. He can fall asleep lor. I tried to pull the cable so the earphone in his ear can drop off. KNN...when I pull, my earphone dropped. CB !!! Damn fed-up, I off my Ipod and told him no more batteries. When the plane flew over some ships, he asked me if Singapore got any fishing trawlers and proceeded to tell me about his life in China. Wah lau...I was really glad when the plane finally lands...I told myself...Next year, I'm gonna take SQ to Shanghai. Ivan and Calven totally agree with me...hahahahaahahha
Oh ya...before we left China, Ivan suggest that we bluff Mao that me and Ivan quarrel. Onz lah !!! The morning I reached Singapore, Mao sms me at 730am if the trip nice or not. Didn't reply him till 2pm. Told him cannot make it. He called me straight away. I then start my 讲骗话不眨眼 skill and told him that Ivan and me quarrel because he didn't go. No one to order food, no one can decide where to go. Mao really panic. The next day when I went back to work, Ivan was on afternoon shift and I on morning. Ivan came in early and I took the pics from him. Then I told him..Mao lai liao. Ivan's face changed immediately and walked off. Mao saw me and asked me if I got talk to Ivan. I said no. Wah lau..dun like that leh...2 of you my close friends leh..from Fab Blade somemore, talk leh...1 of you start talking first lah.
Wah lau...Mao damn lor soh leh....hahahaha....I then told him I going home liao. Only when Ivan's shift going to end, then he told Mao the truth. It was all just a show. Hahahahahahahhaha.
Anyway, this trip is definitely more fun than the March trip. Hopefully next year it'll be more fun, with more members...hahaha
Will write on the D&D and the Beyond Next Stage concert next. Must take the pics from the photographers first.
