Singaporeans - no brains or pea-brained? (Does not apply to all)

After 3 weeks of excuse-brain, it's time to go back work liao. During these 3 weeks,my skin became 2-toned. Macam Michael Jackson...1 black and 1 white.

Anyway, this reservist I kena the RSAF Open House. NBCB. Some Singaporeans really CMI.

Got this guy park at the bike parking lot. Tell him nicely that this is a motorbike parking space, yet he insist on parking. When I firmly tell them to leave, he give me a lancheow face and tell me that there's no space to park liao and that he usually park like that. When I'm not around, you can anyhow park, none of my business. When I'm there, you better listen to me. KNN, later I use my lancheow slap your face then you know. You think your car big fuck ah? You can park. It's ok. I can always call TP and tow your car away. The TP compound is just beside only. And besides, that particular is the nearest to the entrance liao lor... you tell me far. FYUTA !!!

Some drivers tell me why the carpark so far away from the entrance. What? FYUTA. You think your grandfather army ah? You are the public and using your common sense, you should know that you cannot park inside the base, be it Open house or whatever fuck. Unless you show me a pass, you have to park outside and fucking walk to the entrance. Whether it rains or not is none of my fucking problem.

There was this guy who came up to me and tell me that his key is locked inside the car and asked me whether I can help him. I told him that I can't and he asked if there's any guys who can help him. I said no, we are all very busy directing the traffic. Then he tell me, "Why need so many people to direct the traffic? So many people and yet no one can help me?" Hello, you cannot see the traffic mass orgy at the traffic lights meh? KNN. If we don't stand there, you don't even have a single chance to even reach the carpark lor... and btw, WE ARE NOT FUCKING LOCKSMITHS !!! KNN. You think we jack of all trades ah? FYUTA lah !

And some are not only brainless, but also deaf. I can tell this group of people that they cannot cross the traffic light, then the next group immediately after them can still ask me whether can cross or not. DEAF AH??? And some still insist on crossing. FYUTA. The idea of preventing them from crossing the traffic lights is to smoothen the traffic. If that traffic light everytime turn red for the cars and let people cross the road, confirm traffic jam. If traffic jam, these same people who travelled in cars will be stuck in the jam earlier. If they got stuck in the jam, they sure complain. So...you go think about it yourself. Common sense...

Of course, not all are like that. Some people are still nice.

Few things I learned from this reservist.
1) Some Singaporeans have no brains.
2) Even if they have, it's too fucking small that they cannot locate it, much less use it.
3) Singapore weather fuck up. 1 minute rain, then the next minute sunshine.
4) See (1)
5) See (2)
6) The more successful you are in life, the more you behave like you own the whole world, which means you behave like as asshole.

Some good things did come out good. Made a few good friends. Catch up on what's happening to my batch of friends. That's all...

FYUTA = **** *** ** *** ***.

Go guess.